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The Status Quo
Let’s start by looking at the hard facts of our current situation!
The hard facts
Sales are up 99%
The last fiscal year was the best year we ever had
Kudos to Bob and Sue for the performance gains on emerging markets!
The Status in a Graph
TL;DR:
A chart that is higher on the y-axis on the right is always a really good sign.
To discuss
Why are we using candle charts for our sales performance?
Most importantly:
It is time to heavily celebrate our outstanding performance! 🥂
Challenges we have overcome
Not everything was just green candles in a chart this year.
Our team overcame serious challenges!
Fulfilment time
When we started the last year, our fulfilment was 33% percent slower than that of you-know-who.
But thanks to the extreme driving skills of our storage worker Karen, our performance has grown 50%.
Here is a video of her participating in the german Gabelstapler championships:
Home Office
Getting used to home office was a big challenge as nobody had notebooks.
However, during the last 4 months we could supply every worker with
2 macbooks
1 iMac
2 keyboards
Giving the chance to type away on 4 keyboards at the same time!
Deers in the parking lot
For years, incidents involving deers from the nearby forest in our production and storage plant C had become the norm. When our dear Rudy was attacked by a deer on his way to the car, management decided it was time to react.
We found a very competent animal trainer to tame the deers, driving the incident count down to 0 for the last 12 months!
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Summary
To sum it up:
Our strategical future looks as bright as this wonderful sunset sky captured by Magda Ehlers on Pexels.
Thank you, team!